Johanna Armstrong

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Much like the late Kim Jung-il, I consider myself an Internet expert and have routinely shot three or four holes-in-one per round of Mario Golf. I also speak Chinese, play video games, read books, and am a proper lady.

Recent posts

Crystal Dynamics Says “Rape” Isn’t in Their Vocabulary

Crystal Dynamics Says “Rape” Isn’t in Their Vocabulary

Have you forgotten the Tomb Raider controversy about the sexual assault scene? No? Well just in case, Kotaku has continued to press the issu...
Resistance Series: Game Over

Resistance Series: Game Over

Feel like five games isn’t enough Resistance for you? You might have to deal with it, since UK Sony Computer Entertainment Europe Online p...
Meet the Pyro: Friendship is Magic

Meet the Pyro: Friendship is Magic

The highly anticipated Meet the Pyro video has finally been released today, the third day of Pyromania. So does it reveal the identity of th...
Pokémon, 3DS Sell Well; Vita Not So Much

Pokémon, 3DS Sell Well; Vita Not So Much

While sales of the 3DS went up by ten percent this week, the Vita didn’t fare so well, losing 60.56% in sales. These numbers are according...
New Super Smash Bros to be Developed with Namco Bandai

New Super Smash Bros to be Developed with Namco Bandai

While today’s Nintendo Direct conference announced a lot of new features and releases, including new footage of some highly anticipated ga...
THQ President Addresses Doomsayers and the Company’s Future

THQ President Addresses Doomsayers and the Company’s Future

In an interview with Games Industry International, newly appointed THQ president Jason Rubin (of Crash Bandicoot fame and Naughty Dog co-fou...
CBS Wins Bid for "Draw Something" Game Show

CBS Wins Bid for "Draw Something" Game Show

Need another reason to lose faith in TV? This should do: CBS has won a bidding war for the pilot of a Draw Something game show. Draw Somethi...
Saucy Saturdays: E3 Female Protagonist Report Card

Saucy Saturdays: E3 Female Protagonist Report Card

E3 this past week revealed (or gave more details on) a few big games with female leads: Tomb Raider, Assassin’s Creed 3: Liberation, Beyon...
Microsoft Won’t Be at Tokyo Game Show, Gamescom

Microsoft Won’t Be at Tokyo Game Show, Gamescom

Microsoft didn’t have the best showing at E3, with most fans complaining about too much Kinect, too many (non-game) Xbox features, unimpre...
Brand New Black Mesa Screenshots — Swallow Your Nostalgia

Brand New Black Mesa Screenshots — Swallow Your Nostalgia

If you’re tired of waiting for Half Life 3, your appetite for more Freeman might be sated by some new screenshots from the fan-made Half L...
Sony Exec Talks PS4 Development Progress

Sony Exec Talks PS4 Development Progress

In an interview with GTTV, Scott Rohde, Senior VP of Sony Computer Entertainment America, spoke mostly about Vita/PS3 cross-play and mobile ...
Blizzard Adds Diablo 3 Security Measures

Blizzard Adds Diablo 3 Security Measures

Despite the fact that the real-money auction house for Diablo 3 has been postponed to an unknown date, a recent community manager battle.net...