Johanna Armstrong

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Much like the late Kim Jung-il, I consider myself an Internet expert and have routinely shot three or four holes-in-one per round of Mario Golf. I also speak Chinese, play video games, read books, and am a proper lady.

Recent posts

Mann vs. Machine: Day Three

Mann vs. Machine: Day Three

Today marks Day Three, the final day, of the Mann vs Machine Team Fortress 2 update extravaganza. Yesterday we went into detail about the en...
Mann vs. Machine Days One and Two

Mann vs. Machine Days One and Two

Day Two of Team Fortress 2’s Mann vs Machine update has finally been released, revealing a number of shocking new elements to the horde mo...
Konami Offers Exchange Deal for Silent Hill HD 360 Owners

Konami Offers Exchange Deal for Silent Hill HD 360 Owners

While Konami recently released a patch to fix issues with the PS3 version of their Silent Hill HD Collection, Xbox 360 users were left hangi...
The Darkness of The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

The Darkness of The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

While Twilight Princess was promoted as being a departure from past Legend of Zelda titles in its “darkness,” Majora’s Mask was itself...
Mea Culpa: Valve and Blizzard Execs Condemn Windows 8

Mea Culpa: Valve and Blizzard Execs Condemn Windows 8

Hey, Readers! The other day I wrote an article about why Blizzard and Valve might have gripes about the new Windows 8. Unfortunately, it was...
Valve and Blizzard Execs Condemn Windows 8

Valve and Blizzard Execs Condemn Windows 8

Update: Thanks to everyone who’s pointed out the inaccuracies in this article. Instead of retracting this article entirely, Johanna ha...
Notch Declares All Minecraft Characters Genderless, Homosexual

Notch Declares All Minecraft Characters Genderless, Homosexual

While Markus “Notch” Persson is pretty vocal about his opinions, especially regarding people or companies who dismay him, his most recen...
THQ Saves Its Stock from Delistment

THQ Saves Its Stock from Delistment

THQ has been living under the threat of stock delistment since January, where it was given 180 days to bring its stock value above $1. This ...
Mojang vs Uniloc: Another Patent Attack

Mojang vs Uniloc: Another Patent Attack

Mojang’s Markus “Notch” Persson isn’t a stranger to patent attacks. Last year, the indie company went up against Bethesda over the u...
PC Load Letter: Interview With Arctic Empire’s Eli Cymet Pt. 3

PC Load Letter: Interview With Arctic Empire’s Eli Cymet Pt. 3

This is the third and final part of our interview with Arctic Empire’s Eli Cymet. In our first installment, we discussed some details abou...
Case of the Mondays: Interview With Arctic Empire’s Eli Cymet Pt. 2

Case of the Mondays: Interview With Arctic Empire’s Eli Cymet Pt. 2

Yesterday we spoke with Arctic Empire’s Eli Cymet about their upcoming game, Office Attacks. He told us about the implantation of competit...
Did You Get The Memo? Interview With Arctic Empire’s Eli Cymet Pt. 1

Did You Get The Memo? Interview With Arctic Empire’s Eli Cymet Pt. 1

Office Attacks is a new mobile game developed by Arctic Empire, set to release sometime in August. They’ve established a development blog ...