Can you spare a moment? I’d like to talk to you about The Binding of Isaac. Wait, don’t slam that door so quickly. Perhaps you’d like to know that in a mere 21 days, the game’s new expansion, Wrath of the Lamb, will be released for only three dollars. That’s right, the second coming is here, and it’s happening on May 28.
Okay, I can see your hesitation. How about I throw in this here trailer for the new expansion. With equal parts adorable and horrifying, it’s a perfect representation of The Binding of Isaac. The horrors inflicted on those poor little clay-looking children will be something you see every time you close your eyes for months. That sweetens the deal, right?
Okay, fine. Slam your door and be rid of me, but here’s the trailer. Take it, and I’ll never break into your house and pretend to be a missionary again.
