Piki Geek’s Great Diablo III Beta Giveaway – Day 5
Welcome to Day 5 of Piki Geek’s great Diablo III beta giveaway! Yesterday, we asked “If you could get your hands on a full, complete version of Diablo 3 right now, what’s the craziest thing you’d be willing to do to make that happen?” As it turns out, some of you should probably seek professional help. Counseling, maybe a nice, long sabbatical. Still, we have chosen a winner. Congratulations to primehydra, who has the nerve to take the Maiden of Anguish herself to a fancy dinner and not pay the bill. Check your email for your beta key!
To win today’s beta key, we’re doing something a little different:
Write a haiku relating to any Blizzard product.
If you’re not familiar with haikus, you can go here for a little help. It’s basically the easiest form of poetry. To enter today’s contest, leave your answer in the comments below. Remember to sign up with a valid email address so that we can contact the winner. Check back on Monday, March 5th at noon to see if you won, and for another chance to win if you haven’t gotten lucky so far.
With Protoss I reign,
Cannon and Zerg Rush roll out
Player rage quits game.
D3 haunts my dreams
Please send me to Burning Hells
Grant me sweet release
Do I get bonus points for making my day 3 response a haiku?
http://pikigeek.com/2012/02/29/piki-geeks-great-diablo-iii-beta-giveaway-day-3/
Played Warcraft last week
But could not stand it much more.
D III please come out!!
First, the guy with rage.
Then a man with a midget.
Now it is my turn..
Golden casket full,
With blue book and wooden limb
A bovine says moo
v2.0 as there’s no edit feature
Golden casket full
Of blue tome and wooden limb
A bovine says moo
The Silver City. The Crystal Arch. the Diamond gates.
Unknown to sanctuary, And the Minds of men.
Will we ever see the likes of Tyreal?
or behold the Nephalem again? Words cannot describe,
The beauty of the angels’ home.
Though my eyes may never behold such beauty,
My mind dreams of what awaits.
Beta Giveaway
Consumes every last moment
you know it’s worthit
They came from behind
Oh, amazing memories
They came from behind
Dreaming in my Chair
Wings of Light Illuminate
Tyrael Background
With magical weapons I march
To Diablo’s evil den
I struck the beast in his balls
And he was never seen again
Entitled Cow Level:
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moooooooo moo moo moooooo Moo moo Mooooooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
This damn well better win. I want a beta key as much as anyone here, but this is inspired. Give this guy my key.
haha thanks bud, I sure hope I get it. I mean come on, who doesn’t love that level? lol
Not to mention old
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/3182449333#2
Deckard Cain will say
to stay awhile and listen
But I ignore him
One thought consumes all
Diablo 3 beta key
Piki….set me free!!
cs go beta
Tyrannosaurs rex dick
give me a key. ass.
The face of the Zerg crazy assault
Stubbornly to defend their own glory
Our chest
Is the most solid walls
Faced with the layers of defense line of Terran
Many wrote their own brilliant
The double-edged
Is the most aggressive edge
Diablo beta
Finding a key is so hard
Please give one to me
Diablo i love you,
oh diablo i do,
please give me a beta key,
becuase i love you.
Warcraft is failing
Diablo 3 makes me hard
Boredom reigns supreme
He waits in the camp,
A static presence in life,
Deckard I love thee
I’m out of games
Diablo is all I want
I need a beta key
Sitting here in my underwear,
I could give less care,
for I still watch youtube gameplays,
of a monk fighting a rare.
I will not hesitate to,
pout and yell at my roommate.
I just want to beat the skeleton king!
I scream in pure rage and despair.
That’s fine roomie he calmly responds,
But before you take on Diablo,
please put on some pants.
Enigma Mage Plate
Maybe I can craft again
Help me find out soon!
The battle was long,
But Baal, Meph, and Diablo,
Were uber no more.
Addicted to WoW
Need to kick the habit now
Diablo might work
Burrow’d far from creep
Daydreams of melting marines
My life for the swarm
A blue scroll boxed up
Conjoined with the dead boy’s leg
I come for the king
Deathwing extinguished
Queen of Blades human once more
Wise Deckard Cain speaks…
Mine your minerals
SCV does not know why
commit suicide
He’s irritated!
Give Diablo what he needs:
…good moisturizer
I have gun too my head,
don’t make me pull it,
if you dont give me a beta key,
I may as well pull it.
Amn Ral Mal Ist Ohm
Ko Vex Pul Thul Jah Ith Ber
Call Me Hammerdin
Started my walk
Through an Underground Passage and the Halls of Vaught
Black King Leoric’s reign shall not go forth.
O Rakanishu
How the mighty have fallen
Azmodan’s finest
Arreat destroy’d
The blue star fell as foretold
My axe yearns for gore
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/3182449333
Bashiok perched on a tree
heard his beautiful tweet
what a cool blue bird
dropped me his beta key
Act Three I hate thee,
Swamp maze, pygmy bombs, a Barb,
No teleport. Hark.
Diablo proclaims!
My three brothers died in vain.
“Mead for all!”, yelled Cain.
The Lord of Terror,
who hero once defeated,
again haunts his dreams
Spasmodic d3 keys
I wait at the nadir
Waiting to get mine too
Old man with a cain
always something to tell
no time to listen
Oh that Decard Cain
He’s always getting captured
Won’t save him this time
Barb is the best class
Demons are crushed by a huge
Refrigerator.
Baal lies defeated
worldstone corrupted, no choice
he lets fly his sword
Will trade rune for key
Hey! That’s not a beta key
I’m left with nothing
This one goes out to all those who were scammed out of their runes or items while trading in D2. I KNOW I’m not the only one.
I’ll save you Deckard.
Aye, without Piki ’tis hard.
I’ll do all it takes.
i kill from afar
with my awesome arcane orb
o how great you are
not sure if it sent so here it is again just incase
i kill from afar
with my awesome arcane orb
o how great you are
The Black Soul Stone is key.
An unholy army is ravaging the land.
At long last Asmodan shall reign.
Diablo 3 your late!
Jwilson puts on sunglasses
Lit a cigar and yelled
Hell its About time!!!
Thrall and Jaina P.
K – I – S – S – I – N – G
They’ll have weird babies
Thrall and Jaina P.
K – I – S – S – I – N – G
They’ll have weird babies
haikus are stupid
what a waste of time
alpaca
Death to Alliance
They are nothing but wussies
I am “For The Horde”
Name a release date
Will go preorder D3
Far as At-Lan-Ta
Whoever can identify the poem being alluded to will win brownie points from me.
I sit in sorrow with no demons to bash
My fingers twitch
Dare you throw me a key to trash?
Thrash! not trash dang-it.. I messed that up.. you need a modify button on here)
Diablo addict
A sad fella without joy
Opens email and grins
I’m a busy man
Don’t have time for Diablo
I still want a key
Stay a while and listen.
Diablo 3 is coming.
There’s no cow level.
Grinding Gamer Greed
Begs for Blizzard’s Beta Key
From You, or I seed.
With terror vanquished
The stone I became
Sanity lost, I wondered for days
My computer turns on and the monk inside me already rages for demon blood splutter.
Heroes, villains die
Sanctuary’s close demise
Silence the reprise
Stay a while
Buy groceries tomorrow
and listen
Into the Fray today!
A Barbarian I play,
Smash, crash, don’t delay!
Barbarian, eternal ledgend.
Sin bleeds from battered blades,
In the after-life, Marvel at what Im about to do!
My Life for the horde
My commitment to Cheez-its
This is World of Warcraft
Begining without a number
Tormented for years
3 is a decade, waiting.
Finds the Time Lost Proto Drake
The Roll is won.
Life = complete
Tyrial Descends from Heaven
armor and sword shining bright
Decend into hell
Sword and shield held in strong hands
Light be my armor
Tyrial DESCENDING to hell
Steel meets tainted flesh
The warrior stands alone
Facing the legions
Glory eternal
Yet he carries our doom
Diablo beckons
Doomsday has begun.
Crows defile the dead
Diablo rules the darkness
Sanctuary falls.
Azeroth
Snow falls on Orc roofs
Wood? Zug Zug.
i played starcraft 2 with a friend
there were bombs
the end
I’ve got here, I have faith
Here’s the butcher
Argh.Loading please wait …
the clock ticks to midnight
“nuclear launch detected”…boom!
the end of days begin
Look to the heavens
Cry out to Blues for answers
He says Soon™
My haiku:
Lord of Terror laughs,
As angels fall like snow flakes
in winter blizzard.
I spent almost 2 hours working on this haiku for you Piki Geek, so, beta key or not, I hope you enjoyed it!
Lord of Terror dead at my feet,
Take his soul and put it in me.
Hope his Terror’s never set free.
Hope my mind can still stay free.
Shed my skin,
Not even Death can Save you from me.
My username won’t register *sigh*
Keep trying for NativeNinja…
For Diablo III longing
Diablo III Need
Diablo III Life!
oh dear piki geek
I can’t wait more for diablo
please send me a key
went to see the doctor
and a witch doctor he was
now I feel more pain!
Fourth wanders venture forth
to dungeons unknown
The Armies of Hell are nigh
Piki-Geek has a Beta Key giveaway
Now a bored blizzard fan
Can game once again.
Lord of Terror Dead
The Lord of Destruction too
Azmodan is next
there was a horde upon that hill
Its not there now
its shifted
Thrall slams his hammer
Down onto the molten rock
And the flames die out
CVG makes me
Click their button and F5
PikiGeek’s better!
Heroes in line waiting for glory
Slaughtering of Millions,
an impossible choice.
Diablo is red
Baal a slight blue
If I get a Beta Key
I’ll Forever Thank You!
Silicon & Synapse,
Adictive, Cold Wind Envelopes the globe
Blizzard Entertainment.
Silicon & Synapse,
An adictive cold wind envelops the globe.
Blizzard Entertainment
Deckard Cain old man
Hanging in a cage again
This time no rescue
Late Again To Meet
How silly it’s just Blizzard
Let me moan in joy
The dark wanderer,
was possessed by Diablo,
the soulstone burns red.
Seek the key I do
Praying each day
At last, fulfilled
Blizzard beta keys
no one ever received one
water is still wet
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they kind of suck,
Give me my damn key
Playing Diablo Three
Inside my head all day long
Wish I had a key
The Lost Vikings II,
That was a Blizzard game right?
Damn, I feel old now.
15 years have long past,
I still wonder this endless world,
I have yet to find a way out,
The Darkness will return again.
*****EDIT*****
15 years have long past,
I still crave this endless world,
Diablo shall rain again.
Warcraft, Diablo,
And Starcraft too. But Blizzard’s
Peak’s Diablo Three.
flames of hell burn free
I will extinguish it all
with my D3 key
Feels very eerie
My guts, filling with “Fury”
Its Diablo 3
My guild stopped raiding
Got nothing to do till Mists
Give me Beta Key
Diablo 3 soon
I think I might be crazy
Barbarian win
Must Kill. Me kill Demon.
Diablo will die from me.
Me Barbarian.
Diablo 3 is the name
It’ll be the best PC game
Beta key is why I came
Eternal Darkness Surrounds
Through The Fire And Flames
Diablo We Seek;
Diablo iii
key so far
want it one
moos do deafening
beef in need of butchering
click click click click click…
moos do deafening
beef in need of butchering
click click click click click…
(forgot to put my name…heh)
Old Tristram
Diablo jumped in
Sound of screams
It started with WoW,
and then came the star-craft 2
now di-a-blo waits
“5-7-5 sylables “
Blizzard Blizzard please
No more WoW no more Starcraft
Give me D3 jeez
Journey to Tristram
To save an old friend, Deckard
Had to slay Griswold…
WoW is awsome
Diablo best
Thank you Blizzard for the rest !
i’ll be damned to play diablo
i’ll be damned if i don’t have you
but i ‘ll damned you diablo
if i’ll touch you
Zerglings rush in
All hope is lost
Battlecruiser floats above
Intrepid Baal slayer
combines wooden leg and scroll
no body parts found
Release date is near,
Look at the Dark Wanderer,
Turning into Leah.
Diablo is back
The dark army is rising
Time to slay the dead
Act two was the worst
Cube plus staff plus ammy equals Duriel
You now speak to Ormus
Act 2 was the worst
Cube plus staff plus ammy equals Duriel
You now speak to Ormus
Diablo 3 beta cant wait
For me to step in the hell
it cant be longer…TODAY!!!
Just one more Baal run…
Great. My hundredth green breast plate.
…OK, one more run…
I have yet to play,
A single blizzard product,
Please grant me thy key.
The Worldstone in ruins.
Sanctuary safe for now.
Azmodan remains.
Solitary camp of sanctuary.
Golden embers burn.
Stay a while a listen.
During the first Diablo game,
I did not know english words yet,
had to look up ‘butcher’.
Diablo will rise
Heaven shall tremble in fear
Where are the heroes?
I wan’t to quit WoW
But nothing else can compare
Except Diablo
The Lord of Terror
Will die but then I have to
Click fast to get loot
You get loot: Frostmourne
Arthas Yells: FUCK YOU NINJA!!!!
You have left the group
You get loot: Frostmourne
Arthas Yells: F*** YOU NINJA!!!
You have left the group
Stay a while and listen
This is not Warcraft in space
I’m about to drop the hammer
Blizzards work is slow
Has many people in tow
All for Diablo
demons are red
zombies are blue
give me the key
to cut them through
The hells burn,
I just watch and learn…
Diablo waits for me.
Peace in the rogue’s camp
A cow’s mooing peacefully
Light shines on my blade
Passed Diablo one
Every day I play Diablo two
Wanna play diablo three
Storms a’raging
A Comet Falls
It has begun!
Mana is blue
And hatred is red
Both of them full
Azmodan is dead
Diablo is next
Cow level awaits
Be ready heroes
There’s no escape…
Please wait…
my d3 is loading
so I can kill the Skeleton King
then I awake from a dream
of winning a Beta Key
from Piki Geek’s D3 giveaway
Please let me betatest
Diablo 3 is the very best
Let me be the blessed!
I’m One Of My Kind
Diablo 3 is in my mind
My soul had just whined
Life a cold winter,
death all around -Misery!
It’s Sanctuary.
Wandered* -__- lol
I spent all my gold,
On that dreamy young Night Elf.
Why was her name Bob?