No, you didn’t have a stroke, and yes you read the title right. There’s now a two player version of the world’s favorite asshole game. Now two people can simultaneously spit in the face of reason and logic and try to guide a person that controls like a wavy tubeman to the end of a racetrack.
The game recommends plugging in two keyboards in order to play correctly, but lets face it: it’s so you can smash one over your opponent’s head after you lose. Of course, you can always just use one keyboard, where one player uses the QWER keys to move, and the other uses UIOP. Not only will you be angry at the fate for bringing you to such a frustratingly difficult game, but you’ll have a friend invading your keyboard space. Oh joy!
You can find the game at the the creator’s website here. Just try not to end up in the paper tomorrow, okay?